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His Just Desserts!
Available November 4, 2022
Just in time to boost your morale and tickle your tastebuds for the Midterms and beyond.
Don the Con, aka Mango Mussolini, aka Cheetoh Caligula, & his enablers may finally get what's coming to them! Let's celebrate as we get out the vote, and cook to save democracy, one well seasoned bite at a time!
Books Available to Ship October 25, 2022
ATTENTION PEARL CLUTCHERS:
THIS BOOK HAS NO FILTER!!!
Are You Ready to Start Cooking
(and Drinking)
for Democracy?
Does it feel like you need a do-over for 2022? If you've been screaming at cowardly, complicit politicians for the last 6 years, and crying in your covfefecoffee/cocktails over our country's slide away from democracy and the rule of law, (not to mention going bat shit crazy trying to stay safe during a pandemic), all while watching the main stream media 'both sides' our slide into authoritarianism, then at least do it while stress eating some delicious food!
Here's a Few Recipes You'll Find in This Irreverent Book:
Putin's Puppet Pizza Rolls. Great party food. Small enough to wrap around your finger. Somebody will be singing for their supper when these are made!
Build the Wall Chocolate Chips Waffles - Don't let the brown specks alarm you - it's just chocolate (sorry white chocolate is NOT an option!)
'I Don't Know Him' Seven Layer Dip - So easy to make, so easy to forget. Add a layer, then forget what's in it when someone asks!
Fake News French Toast - A non traditional baked French Toast recipe guaranteed to have people fighting over the last piece. Bonus points for using challah bread.
Mueller's 'Almost Had Him by the Meatballs' - Serve them just right or watch them go away.
Drain the Swamp Sweet Potato Pie - No gators here, just sweet potato yumminess (Sorry Patti, but this pie right here is da truth!)
Eggs Benedict Donald, Quiche Pro Quo, Bankrupt Borscht and Much, Much More!
Over 60 Delicious Recipes including some classic Southern and Soul Food favourites ('cause Lord knows we should not be subjected to daily lies AND bland food!)
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WHY I WROTE
THIS BOOK
Like many of you, I'd been watching in horror at the direction our country was headed.
Mostly I was just alternately pissed off, depressed, sad, scared and driven to bouts of frustration. The liars, cheats, misogynists, hypocrites, racists and gas lighters seemed to be winning - like they had the upper hand. Until 81 million of us voted.
The level of vitriol and edification of ignorance by the authoritarians in waiting has been disheartening to say the least.
As I sat watching the impeachment proceedings, and more recently, the January 6th hearings, I just could not believe the gaslighting and spin being employed to save the Charlatan Cheetoh Mussolini's behind. But I knew one day, karma would catch up, and he would get His Just Desserts.
I know for many Americans, and people all over the world, this is a scary time. It's easy to feel helpless. But we are not helpless. You matter. I matter. Our vote matters.
So, what does someone who wasn't born with a silver spoon in their ass do to help save democracy? Get involved! Pick a candidate to support & phone bank, text, or write postcards to voters. Donate where you can.
Also, pull on your talents! Mine include speaking, cooking and sarcasm.
I woke up one morning with the idea of this book fully formed in my head. By that night I had over 50 of my tried and true recipes. The next day I started coming up with some drinks ideas to supplement the food (who doesn't need a stiff drink these days?) and decided to name them 'Complicit Cocktails'. A day and a half later, there were so many, I decided they needed their own book. I found a fabulous sketch artist to bring my ideas to life and the result is these two deliciously hilarious cookbooks.
I hope you will enjoy making these dishes throughout 2022 and beyond. Use them while you're stuck at home self isolating, to throw pot luck parties with your friends, watching election results come in, or hosting fundraisers for your favourite candidates.
Wash it down with our
Complicit Cocktails
(Drinks Guaranteed to Make You Lose Your Dignity, Comrade!)
A companion book of cocktails and mocktails dedicated to those who sold out their country, their soul, and their dignity to worship at the altar of the ex-Pussy Grabber in Chief and his Russian Handlers. We shall drink to their downfall.
Add it for ONLY $19.99
Moscow Mitch Mule - The Biggest Complicit Cocktail of All. Where all good reason goes to die. Follow i with some White Trash Turtle Ice Cream
Leningrad Lindsey Lemonade - Your Kompromat is safe with me, Comrade!
Flynn's Filthy Dirty Martini - The underhanded undertones of this one will have you spelling out TREASON in no time.
The Moo-nez - Don't have a cow (when you can be a coward) Milk Punch Cocktail.
Behind Barrs Black (Just Kidding!) White Russian - Drink enough of these and the lies will come as easily as you breathe.
Gym Jordan 'See No Evil' Sex on The B(l)each(ers) - One sip of this and you can turn a blind eye to anything. For safety, make sure to take off your jacket before consuming.
Javanka Gimlet, Subpoena Coladas, Peach Mint Mojitos, and Many More!
(So many more complicit cocktails, in fact that we had to put them in a separate book!)
HERE ARE A FEW OF OUR CHEEKY POLITICAL CARTOONS
If you’re a easily offended, this book is NOT for you!!!
Clapback Chocolate Cake
Some people may THINK they have the best chocolate cake, but you can bring the receipts and clap back with this most delicious of chocolate cake recipes.
Dark and Stormy
This cocktail will show you who's boss! Spanking Optional.
Presidential Pickles
This is an easy recipe to get you out of a jam. Pairs well with Tiny Hands Hamberder Sliders.
When you purchase these books, a portion of the proceeds will go to support voter registration efforts, and pay for postcards and stamps to voters (so feel free to buy 2, 5 or 10 copies!)
Oh, and for anyone, wondering if the recipes are any good, - you're damned right they are!
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ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Who am I?
Someone who cares deeply about our democracy.
Someone who believes that voting is a sacred right.
Someone who believes that a woman should have dominion over her own bodily autonomy.
And don't get it twisted, because I am also
someone who will cuss you straight the hell out if you are racist, misogynistic, anti-Semitic or anti-LGBTQ+ in ANY way.
Be Blessed
And VOTE!!!!
